The lighter side
All real numbers from real scorecards — worn as badges of honour. Every name here has also done something great; check their player page. ← Records hub
The Duck Pond
Most career ducks. Eleven seasons of service has a price.
| 1 | Attrish Sharma | 20 |
| 2 | Stuart Sharp | 18 |
| 3 | Drew Tudor | 16 |
| 4 | Mitchell Anderson | 16 |
| 5 | Alex Reeve-Webber | 14 |
Golden Ducks Club
Gone first ball. In and out like a tradie quote. (Verifiable from 2021-22, when balls-faced records begin — these are floors.)
| 1 | Attrish Sharma | 5 |
| 2 | Daaneyal Khan | 4 |
| 3 | Ashis Guha | 3 |
| 4 | Drew Tudor | 3 |
| 5 | Mandeepak Attri | 2 |
Sorry, Mate
Most times run out. Communication is a skill.
| 1 | Vaibhav Chandra | 13 |
| 2 | Jonathan Gumley | 11 |
| 3 | Campbell Corney-Lauder | 9 |
| 4 | Alex Reeve-Webber | 8 |
| 5 | Drew Tudor | 7 |
The Danger Zone
Most run outs been present for — either end. Reconstructed from fall-of-wickets: 79 of the club's 171 career run outs are provable with certainty; the rest stay honestly ambiguous.
| 1 | Campbell Corney-Lauder — survived 8 | 13 |
| 2 | Drew Tudor — survived 5 | 10 |
| 3 | Jonathan Gumley — survived 2 | 8 |
| 4 | Andrew Richards — survived 5 | 7 |
| 5 | Alex Reeve-Webber — survived 5 | 6 |
Charging Down
Most times stumped. The spirit of adventure, punished.
| 1 | Drew Tudor | 8 |
| 2 | Andrew Richards | 5 |
| 3 | Attrish Sharma | 5 |
| 4 | Campbell Corney-Lauder | 4 |
| 5 | Alex Reeve-Webber | 3 |
The Spray Painters
Most career wides. Exploring the full width of the crease.
| 1 | Stuart Sharp | 177 |
| 2 | Drew Tudor | 140 |
| 3 | Alex Reeve-Webber | 73 |
| 4 | Matthew Behan | 71 |
| 5 | Mitchell Anderson | 62 |
Over the Line
Most career no-balls. Front foot? Never met her.
| 1 | Daaneyal Khan | 42 |
| 2 | Alex Reeve-Webber | 38 |
| 3 | Mitchell Anderson | 34 |
| 4 | Rory Evans-Watkins | 28 |
| 5 | Stuart Sharp | 28 |
The Extras Machine
Wides and no-balls combined. Generosity, quantified.
| 1 | Stuart Sharp | 205 |
| 2 | Drew Tudor | 153 |
| 3 | Alex Reeve-Webber | 111 |
| 4 | Mitchell Anderson | 96 |
| 5 | Matthew Behan | 78 |
Bogey teams & happy hunting grounds
Who performs against whom — batting and bowling averages against a single club, next to what the player usually does. Scorecard-derived across all eleven seasons, with floors (five innings, or eight wickets, against that club) so every line is a real sample, not a one-hit wonder.
The Bogey Teams
Clubs that just seem to have a bloke's number.
| 1 | Campbell Corney-Lauder v South Yarra 7 inns · usually 26.0 | 9.4 |
| 2 | Campbell Corney-Lauder v Melbourne High 5 inns · usually 26.0 | 10.4 |
| 3 | Drew Tudor v Sacred Heart 5 inns · usually 18.3 | 3.8 |
| 4 | Drew Tudor v Melbourne High 5 inns · usually 18.3 | 4.6 |
| 5 | Vaibhav Chandra v Melbourne Cobras 5 inns · usually 17.7 | 5.6 |
| 6 | Vaibhav Chandra v Maccabi AJAX 5 inns · usually 17.7 | 6.2 |
| 7 | Andrew Richards v East Malvern Tooronga 5 inns · usually 26.3 | 15.4 |
| 8 | Andrew Crosby v MCC 6 inns · usually 19.2 | 9.3 |
Happy Hunting Grounds
The reverse — clubs thoroughly sick of the sight of these blokes.
| 1 | Mark Burrows v Flemington Colts 5 inns · usually 17.7 | 66.0 |
| 2 | Rhett Nothdurft v MCC 7 inns · usually 21.7 | 61.0 |
| 3 | Alex Reeve-Webber v Old Carey 7 inns · usually 19.2 | 56.6 |
| 4 | Drew Tudor v Caulfield/NCG 6 inns · usually 18.3 | 53.0 |
| 5 | Andrew Richards v Old Scotch 5 inns · usually 26.3 | 58.0 |
| 6 | Mandeepak Attri v MCC 7 inns · usually 18.2 | 41.0 |
| 7 | Attrish Sharma v Melbourne Ramblers 6 inns · usually 16.4 | 38.0 |
| 8 | Stuart Sharp v Parkville District 5 inns · usually 12.9 | 33.0 |
On the Menu
Bowlers who feast on one particular opponent — wickets at a fraction of their usual price.
| 1 | Rishi Kapadia v Burnley CYMS 8 wkts · usually 19.2 | 7.4 |
| 2 | Drew Tudor v Old Carey 12 wkts · usually 18.0 | 7.4 |
| 3 | Stuart Sharp v Powerhouse 8 wkts · usually 19.7 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Vaibhav Chandra v Indigos 11 wkts · usually 17.1 | 8.6 |
| 5 | Attrish Sharma v Reds 12 wkts · usually 12.9 | 4.6 |
| 6 | Jonathan Gumley v Thornbury Turf Strokers 8 wkts · usually 14.8 | 6.8 |
| 7 | Drew Tudor v Parkville District 17 wkts · usually 18.0 | 10.1 |
| 8 | Attrish Sharma v Melbourne High 11 wkts · usually 12.9 | 5.0 |
Hard Yakka
Respect where due — clubs that make good bowlers pay full freight.
| 1 | Jonathan Gumley v Melbourne Ramblers 8 wkts · usually 14.8 | 24.0 |
| 2 | Attrish Sharma v Old Carey 9 wkts · usually 12.9 | 21.7 |
| 3 | Nick Johns-Wickberg v MCC 8 wkts · usually 14.5 | 22.2 |
| 4 | Vaibhav Chandra v Carnegie 8 wkts · usually 17.1 | 23.9 |
| 5 | Drew Tudor v Monash University 10 wkts · usually 18.0 | 23.5 |
| 6 | Jonathan Gumley v Parkville District 9 wkts · usually 14.8 | 19.8 |
| 7 | Jonathan Gumley v Maccabi AJAX 11 wkts · usually 14.8 | 19.0 |
| 8 | Jonathan Gumley v South Yarra 11 wkts · usually 14.8 | 17.7 |
The Diamond Ducks
Out without facing a ball — the rarest duck in cricket. Only 3 verified in club history (balls-faced records begin 2021-22). An honour roll, of sorts.
Attrish Sharma
2021-22 · SF · A FINAL. Elite.
run out (R Blackman)
Vaibhav Chandra
2022-23 · R7
run out (M Hogg)
Stuart Sharp
2023-24 · R11
run out (A Joseph)
Real messages, lightly framed. The club runs on this stuff.
